Heya Brandobaris. I’ve got some good stories for you tonight. So I needed a bit of money, you know how it is, so I wandered about and found some belligerent thugs. Ogre like in aspect. So I decided to, help things along, split them up. In doing so their purses fell into my hands. I was spotted and had to do a bit of a quick step. Some of the local guys helped me take a bath in a puddle of particularly wet and smelly horse shit. I would have laughed but felt I probably would get a good slapping if I did.
Not the highlight of my deeds but worth a laugh.
I was looking so dishevelled a Simbasta bought be a pie. Thought he was a nice buy but he was a bit happy to have some thieves sent to the guards with all the bothering of the hangman that entails in this city.
A Locksmith’s had been cleared out. I wanted a look, after all my mother made a tumbler or two in her time, but having angered the local Green Dagger thieves guild I decided just to watch accoss the street.
Not sure exactly what happened but two thieves ran away. I signalled my respect to them and they told me where some guy called Iron Tooth was. I then happened to overhear a rather odd group talking to the locksmith about a reward for a stolen key of some ceremonial significance.
Not bad pay. More importantly, stealing a key from a thief. Sounds like a fun little twist on a job or two I’ve done.
I managed to escort the Simbasta, a Sherkasta, an Argonian and an Elf to the area Iron Tooth was hiding. Yeah I know. Sounds like they should be walking into a bar in a joke. So I walked us into a bar.
We eventually found out where he was. I managed to sneak in the dark across a number of barges to just behind this huge half-orc. I managed to slide his blade out of its sheath. Then they stumbled my way and into the water.
A long chase ensued. A lot of we pussies by the end of it. The Argonian through some kind of strength sapping spell and we caught him.
A quick chat (and a tanglefoot bag in my pocket) later and we headed after the Green Daggers. I unlocked the front door. And the cats decided to climb up the wall. Nothing like sending the giant cat wizard to scout around. <sigh>
We got inside upstairs past another locked door. There was a room filled with drifting green silk. A very nice aesthetic although grey would suit my clothes a bit better. There were two halflings there, twins that liked to get a bit stabby. I blacked out for a bit and the elf magiced me back up.
We captured them and they told us about the sorcerer that leads them. So we went to talk to him. Turned out it was through a speaker tube we were supped to…… We had a chat. I tried to get one of the wizard types to make a loud noise through the horn. The Sherkasta instead roared through it then tore a door down. We rushed in and defeated the Sorcerer.
Turns out a cleric had paid them to steal the keys. There was a very coincidental disease this man had promised to cure in exchange. I don’t like people who would make men sick to use them. I’ll tell you how it turns out.